Eggs, Almost any Style




This is just a simple anecdote about human interchange. I had breakfast in a Quainte Inne near Boston recently. The waitress was about 50 and objectified the word "homey" (though not in its current usage in Black english vernacular). They had a side dish of "2 eggs, any style $2.95" and also "Omelet $5.95." I was thinking I could earn a good living doing egg arbitrage (well not necessarily a good living but un oeuf to get by (god forgive me)) by shorting the omelet and going long the side eggs. So I asked her for a "side order of two eggs in the form of an omelet."

Waitress: "Oh, you can't have the side eggs as an omelet."

Me: "I see. What styles does `any style' cover?" (It is important to note that I didn't emphasize the word any .)

Waitress: (without even a soupcon of irony) "Fried, poached, boiled, shirred..."

Me: "But not omelet."

Waitress: "No, not omelet."

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